Emmanuelle Chriqui:
Emmanuelle Chriqui Naked
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Information:
Name: Emmanuelle Chriqui
Born: 1977-12-10
Height: 1.6
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Filmography:
Ricky 6 (2000), Futuresport (1998), That Little Extra (2007), Kyûketsuki Miyu (1997), You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)
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Jennifer Flavin:
Jennifer Flavin Naked
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Information:
Name: Jennifer Flavin
Born: 1968-08-14
Height: 1.75
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Filmography:
Bar Girls (1990), Rocky V (1990), Biography (2005), American Gladiators (1994), Kathy Griffin (2007)
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian
is crossing
the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license
plate.
ReynoldCarrickLx
"Flight 1234, for noise
abatement turn
right 45 degrees.."
"But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise
can we make up
here?"
"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707
makes when it hits a
727?"
CampbeIlAdonIM
Why did the duck stick his leg into a
computer?
He wanted to have webbed feet.
DarrenceBeornetJp
Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
JoziahFulbrightvF
What did the farmer call the cow that would not
give him any milk ?
An udder failure !
RooneyAscottcC
Psychiatrist to his nurse:
"Just say
we're very busy. Don't keep saying 'It's a
madhouse.'"
CinneididhDonnallygN
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that
was out
in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
CaileanGaetanoFn
Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in
common?
A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both
f*cked.
LairdFaustoKl
Q: What's the difference
between David
Beckham and an airplane model kit?
A: One's a glueless kit and the
other's a clueless git!
WallisBurghereKE
"Get this." said the bloke to his mates,
"Last night while I was
down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke
into my house.
"Did he get anything." his mates asked.
"yeah, a
broken jaw and six teeth knocked out. The wife thought it was
me
coming home drunk."
WardJerrelWG